try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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