that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
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You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
wow bdsm is so cute
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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