i was born a porn star she said
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
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