Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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