Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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