So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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