I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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