Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
They should really pass out barf bags in church
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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