im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
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She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
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