I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
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Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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