community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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