why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
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I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
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Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
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