I am puke
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
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he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
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Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
wow bdsm is so cute
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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