Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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