I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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