I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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