Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
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