I wannas sexs uuuuu
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
You don't make any sense
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Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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