Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
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Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
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It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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