No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
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dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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