I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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