I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
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Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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