yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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