nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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