Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
