I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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