Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
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