bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
whose parrot is this?
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
How does one acquire holy water?
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Randomize
