This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
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Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
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He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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