if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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