my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
its not stalking. its research.
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
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It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
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First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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