I want to stick my p in your. b.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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