shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
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I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
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Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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