Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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