No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
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Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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