After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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