Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Pooping to opera.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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