We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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