Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
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