my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
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