he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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