i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
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At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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