I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
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i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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