my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
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Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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