party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
Randomize
