please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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