Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I woke up an hour ago with orange fingers and a condom stuck to my head.. Wtf just happened?
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