i just wanna soil my oats bro
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Randomize
