Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Jerry, you need to find god
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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