What a fucking waste of an outfit
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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