everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
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When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
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You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?