normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
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my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
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I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good