how do flat chested girls get laid?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Are my feet made of real feet?
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
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im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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