Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
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