and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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